Thursday, December 28, 2017

*All Y'all

need to get this right...

And today, it is *colder than a witch's tit. Miss Frankie is having a day, wandering around,  *at all sixes and sevens. Me, being without teeth for so long, and living on gummy bread and peanut butter, there are days when *I am so hungry my stomach thinks my throat's been cut.

*And if I'm lyin', I'm flyin' and my Momma weren't no blackbird. Ha, enough of this *mishegoss, time for lunch and I'm so hungry...

(asterisks mark the things I say all the time, they could perhaps be described as idioms. or just things people say.)