Wednesday, March 21, 2018

NMWW - Because y'all seem to enjoy these.

And I aim to please.

Kids Pick The Funniest Poems has seven 'chapters", in order they are: Me, Parents, Brothers and Sisters, Friends, School, Disasters, Monsters, Strange Stories and Advice.

So let's start at the beginning - First chapter, first poem and I think you will really like this one, for a lot of reasons...



I'm Glad I'm Me
by Phil Bolsta

I don't understand why everyone stares
When I take off my clothes and dance down the stairs.
Or when I stick carrots in both of my ears,
Then dye my hair green and go shopping at Sears.
I just love to dress up and do goofy things.
If I were an angel, I'd tie-dye my wings!

Why can't folks accept me the way that I am?
So what if I'm different and don't act like them?
I'm not going to change and be someone I'm not.
I like who I am, and I'm all that I've got!