Thursday, May 3, 2018

Whimsical Wednesday on Thursday

Let's see what's up this week from Kids Pick the Funniest Poems. Chapter 7 - Monsters(And while kids may have found this funny all you grown-ups can relate.)

Sock Monster
   by Lois Simmie

There's a thing stealing socks in our dryer, we know,
It's stealing them one by one;
It never grabs panties or stuff that won't show,
It just grabbles up socks by the ton.

I get so depressed when I start to get dressed
With the hopeless, disastrous feeling;
I'm all the time late when I can't find a mate,
Our sick pile goes up to the ceiling.

On a pretty good day there's a black and a grey
And my pants meet my shoes real nice;
When everything's right there's a cream and a white
And people don't even look twice.

If I ever find that sock grabbing thing
It better prepare to be dead;
I'll stomp it to death with my stocking feet...
A yellow one. And a red.